tayloriusrex asked: varric bethany is best ship ok
Tis true! They need a super adorable ship name other than the usual ‘combine their names to make one name’ thing like…idk…’Dwarven Sunshine’ or ‘Sibling and Storyteller’ or ‘the best ship ever because fyv says so because it really fucking is omg yes varric and bethany’.
I’m bad at ship names.
Varric/Bethany: Calm, collected, HOT AS A THOUSAND BURNING SUNS OMFG YES WOW.
I can just picture them snuggling up together in Varric’s bed, Bethany laying lower so she can rest her cheek against his shoulder while she reads one of his novels out loud, blushing and laughing at some of the sillier euphemisms he used to describe sex and he’d just eat it up, because she lights up when she smiles, because she’s his Sunshine, and then he can’t help taking the book away and they have amazing sex for the rest of the night.
LOVE THIS PAIRING. I CARE NOT IF IT IS CRACK.