"That's all History is; the best tales. The ones that last. Might as well be mine."A tumblr page dedicated to the paragon of dwarven manliness himself, Varric Tethras.
Let us worship the chest hair. ^.~
Be wary of the occasional NSFW content.
So…er…yeah…I made a thing.
I should probably not make things. But I did.
La la la.
Ahhh. Another day, another old as heck meme given the FYV touch.
Why am I suddenly picturing AU Varric as a classy night club singer?
Look at all of them!
I have been sorta chill with tumblring since the move last week and all, (probably will be for a while just to give you fabulous people a heads up) but I’ve been trying to queue up posts via the varric tags and just
Oh
My
God
There are so many posts of Varric with all these amazing Hawkes and I am reeling over all the photosets and ficlets. Whether shippy or non-shippy I love, love, LOVE seeing Varric with custom Hawkes, so please guys, by all means, keep at it with these posts, because they are making me squee. (Let me love your Hawkes! *grabby hands*)
My queue for the next week or so is going to be full to the brim with glorious Varric/Hawke goodness and that delights me.
Btw, shewolves, please continue with the Cordia posts, cause she’s such a delight to see. (The freckles, eeeeeee~!)
Cause hairy dudes gotta admire other hairy dudes.
Why do these not exist yet?
I really need to learn how to sew.
Because how amazing would Dragon Age adult footie pajamas be?
I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be warm and snug in a pair of Varric footie pajamas?
The Fenris set could have glow in the dark material where his tattoos are.
Oooooo there could be Mass Effect ones too.
Yes. I like these ideas.
It’s like he’s about to pour wine all over his chest to tantilize us.
“So, we’ve got a whole city-state of trouble to get into. Shall we get started?”
Merry Christmas, guys. Have some glitchy shirtless Varric!
Glorious chest hair is sadly not featured. It had too much eggnog and is currently sleeping it off.
Just imagine if…
…there were wands in the Harry Potter universe with Varric’s chest hair in their cores.