So the comment I just made in response to this post just got me thinking about Varric and courtship dances and now I can’t help picturing these gifs with Varric and Hawke/the Inquisitor…
…and I’m sort of cackling.
Bioware, I want the D.
And by D, I mean ‘Dwarf’. And by ‘Dwarf’, I mean ‘Varric’.
What if, in the event that Varric is a romance option in Inquisition…
…and he gets a snog scene…
….what if he has noises…?
Cause remember how Anders had noises?
What if Varric has make out noises?
Imagine the Brian Bloom voicing Varric snog symphony…
Let me set the scene…
Dragon Age Inquisition.
A wide, expansive world stretched out ahead, beautifully rendered with grassy fields and snow capped mountains in the distance.
The PC and her/his companions continue to ride along from point A to point B, with the dull clapping of horse hooves across the uneven ground.
It’s a quiet moment between cutscenes and moments of banter.
And then everyone hears it.
A low song that Varric, riding in the back on his own mount, is singing under his breath.
"Look at my horse. My horse is amazing…"
FuckYeahVarric is two years old as of today! :D
Thanks to all of you for making the past two years of running FYV a blast and for sticking around through all my silly edits, goofy text posts, and drool-happy fangirling over the wonder that is Varric Tethras.
Have some chest hair.
But no, really
I swear that every time I see this particular post, I always picture Varric in my head.
"Hawke and the elf, eh?"
"Gotta write this shit down."
And you were there and you and you….
Had a brief dream this morning that both Dragon Age characters and tumblr users were helping to defend Hogwarts against Voldemort.
Apparently Varric’s chest hair was one of the most powerful weapons Hogwarts had on its side, so FYV had to carve one hundred facts about how awesome Varric is in this giant ass tree, because that somehow gave his chest hair even more power.
I don’t even know where the eff this came from, but I thought it might amuse you guys.