Hand over a Tiny Varric? Trip, my darling, you are, dare I say, tripping.
Alt link here. Screenshot source is gatheringbones.

Nothing keeps Aladdin “one jump ahead” of immense feels like bread and a Tiny Varric.
Credit for Dean screenshots goes to kithnkin.
This has been a lesson in coolness from Professor Dean McCoppin with assistant Tiny Varric.
(What can I say? I see Iron Giant screenies on my dash and the inspiration was immediate.)
Frollo, dude. No.
You need to chill. Sip some tea and go have a chat with Meredith about abominations or some shit.
There are no valid excuses for threatening Tiny Varrics, not even a fear of eternal damnation.

Because you guys are so amazing to me and because angelbutter posted the best screencaps of Li Shang ever, here is another new Tiny Varric pic.
Alt link here.
Clearly Jafar only has a Tiny Bartrand. Tsk tsk.
Whoo hoo! FYV’s first semi drunken photoshopping thingie.
Because nothing cheers FYV up like editing the goofiest things in photoshop.
It just needs to be a Tiny Varric night.
This is apparently what pops in to my head when I can’t get an Elton John song out of my head.
And yes, I may have to write a full Varric-centric parody of it.
Next time any of you hear “Tiny Dancer” I want tiny Varric to pop in to your head. :3




