Here’s a fun story, guys.
I’ve been battling with sleep today.
I kid you not literally everything has been happening since yesterday to keep me from getting any proper sleep.
Loud housemates, scratch happy cats, loud neighbors, an uncomfortably hot room, visitors showing up. All sorts of stuff.
I just got woken up again by the neighbors blaring music, so I went in to Fanaticality’s room to try to calm down before I put a weary fist through the wall.
She smiled wide as can be and said “I have something that will make you feel better.”
Now, being tired as can be, I told her I found that doubtful.
Until she showed me a photoset of Varric.
Beautiful, high res, scar-faced, DA3 trailer Varric.
All my shit was promptly lost, I raced over to her computer, and watched the trailer.
Now I’m no less tired, but infinitely less angry about it
BECAUSE OMFG DA3
MORRIGAN! YOU FLAWLESS, BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!
HOLY BALLS IS THAT THE VEIL TEARING?
I think if someone did try to use men’s Nair on Varric’s chest hair, it’d just throw the stuff right back at whoever was trying to remove it.
New absurd Varric’s chest hair headcanon: Hawke snuck in to Varric’s room one night to try and pull a prank by removing the hair from his chest. The chest hair entered defense mode and flung the hair removal goop right back in Hawke’s face.
It took weeks for his/her eyebrows to grow back. No one ever tried to prank Varric in his sleep ever again.
Why do these not exist yet?
I really need to learn how to sew.
Because how amazing would Dragon Age adult footie pajamas be?
I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be warm and snug in a pair of Varric footie pajamas?
The Fenris set could have glow in the dark material where his tattoos are.
Oooooo there could be Mass Effect ones too.
Yes. I like these ideas.