So the comment I just made in response to this post just got me thinking about Varric and courtship dances and now I can’t help picturing these gifs with Varric and Hawke/the Inquisitor…
…and I’m sort of cackling.
I swear that every time I see this particular post, I always picture Varric in my head.
"Hawke and the elf, eh?"
"Gotta write this shit down."
The world has been plunged in to chaos.
It appears as if the end is at hand.
The Veil tears open across the sky and all watch in terror.
It starts to rain Tiny Varrics.
The world rejoices.
Pocket-sized storytellers for all!
You know those little rubber keychains you see a lot for specific characters and things? Kinda like this one?
Does anyone else really want some spiffy DA-style rubber keychain thingies?
Cause how awesome would it be to have a rubber keychain of this
or maybe even this
Or heck, friendship/rivalry keychains or something.
Here’s a fun story, guys.
I’ve been battling with sleep today.
I kid you not literally everything has been happening since yesterday to keep me from getting any proper sleep.
Loud housemates, scratch happy cats, loud neighbors, an uncomfortably hot room, visitors showing up. All sorts of stuff.
I just got woken up again by the neighbors blaring music, so I went in to Fanaticality’s room to try to calm down before I put a weary fist through the wall.
She smiled wide as can be and said “I have something that will make you feel better.”
Now, being tired as can be, I told her I found that doubtful.
Until she showed me a photoset of Varric.
Beautiful, high res, scar-faced, DA3 trailer Varric.
All my shit was promptly lost, I raced over to her computer, and watched the trailer.
Now I’m no less tired, but infinitely less angry about it
BECAUSE OMFG DA3
MORRIGAN! YOU FLAWLESS, BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!
HOLY BALLS IS THAT THE VEIL TEARING?
I think if someone did try to use men’s Nair on Varric’s chest hair, it’d just throw the stuff right back at whoever was trying to remove it.
New absurd Varric’s chest hair headcanon: Hawke snuck in to Varric’s room one night to try and pull a prank by removing the hair from his chest. The chest hair entered defense mode and flung the hair removal goop right back in Hawke’s face.
It took weeks for his/her eyebrows to grow back. No one ever tried to prank Varric in his sleep ever again.