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hawkenchilada:

the best hd in the world can’t fix awkward

Probably the highest-quality fade-to-black ever made.

It finally happens.

Varric has become a romance option.

He and the Inquisitor confess their feelings and share a passionate kiss. The Inquisitor backs on to the nearby bed, watching as Varric loosens the red cloth around his neck and slowly pulls away his armored chest plate.

There is his chest hair. It’s as thick and glorious as ever.

Varric heads towards the bed.

His chest hair extends.

It slowly grows across the screen, cloaking the impeding sex from view.

Fade to black via chest hair.

(via zethian)

Ya know, I feel sorta terrible.

Because Varric looks so sad in the DA:I trailer and you can just tell that so many bad things are happening and it’s hitting him so hard and I just wanna see him get dozens of hugs and all the comfort.

But at the same time, I’m still over here just thinking “god, you look so good, you sexy dwarf.”

I’ve been battling with sleep today.

I kid you not literally everything has been happening since yesterday to keep me from getting any proper sleep.

Loud housemates, scratch happy cats, loud neighbors, an uncomfortably hot room, visitors showing up. All sorts of stuff.

I just got woken up again by the neighbors blaring music, so I went in to Fanaticality’s room to try to calm down before I put a weary fist through the wall.

She smiled wide as can be and said “I have something that will make you feel better.”

Now, being tired as can be, I told her I found that doubtful.

Until she showed me a photoset of Varric.

Beautiful, high res, scar-faced, DA3 trailer Varric.

All my shit was promptly lost, I raced over to her computer, and watched the trailer.

Now I’m no less tired, but infinitely less angry about it

BECAUSE OMFG DA3

VAAAARRRRRIIIIC

MORRIGAN! YOU FLAWLESS, BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!

CASSANDRA!

HOLY BALLS IS THAT THE VEIL TEARING?

VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think if someone did try to use men’s Nair on Varric’s chest hair, it’d just throw the stuff right back at whoever was trying to remove it.

New absurd Varric’s chest hair headcanon: Hawke snuck in to Varric’s room one night to try and pull a prank by removing the hair from his chest. The chest hair entered defense mode and flung the hair removal goop right back in Hawke’s face.

It took weeks for his/her eyebrows to grow back. No one ever tried to prank Varric in his sleep ever again.