"That's all History is; the best tales. The ones that last. Might as well be mine."A tumblr page dedicated to the paragon of dwarven manliness himself, Varric Tethras.
Let us worship the chest hair. ^.~
Be wary of the occasional NSFW content.
Okay, so… I stretched the amount of syllables in each line to my heart’s content, Hawke breaks the fourth wall, and the time line is just kind of all over the place, but hopefully it’s funny either way. Also, Aveline’s last line in the first verse is weird, but… it rhymes with…
THIS SONG PARODY IS FUCKING COSMIC!
brb while I laugh myself silly
Hercuhawke; I won’t say I’m in love
*Dead*
BWAH!
Forever lawlz
Hercuhawke
We are the companions. Guardians of the Hawke and protector of heroes. Heroes like Garret Hawke. Honey, you mean Garret HAWT!
(via missjtumbles)
and they said it wouldnt work. ‘a dwarf and a pyramid monster!’ they said - ‘that will end in tears’. ‘think of the children’ they said. ‘he’ll never love you the way you deserve, varric’ they said
they met on the 1800DORFSEX phone hotline and pyramid head decided to settle down and have kids. so he bought a bow tie and a cardigan to show that he’s cleaning up his act for the baby’s sake
This is the most amazing thing ever.
I find the banter between Fenris and Anders hilarious now, though initially I kept wishing Hawke would interject with a “girls, you’re both pretty” to try and get them to stop bickering. XD;
A commission for onlytowardschaos for the background for the sexy new askblog biancasbodicerippers!
Hmm… Isabela is Varric’s beta for his friend-fiction I guess?!
Heeeeeee them writing stories together in the Hanged Man makes me smile 8D
Eeeeee~!
“You know what I like about your friend-fiction, Varric?”
“What’s that, Rivaini?”
“You’re not afraid to use the word ‘cock’. I get so bored seeing the same old, boring ‘throbbing members’ again and again.”
“Rivaini, I think I owe you another round for that.”
(via stripeydani)
Dear Former Broody Elf,
Sebastian tells me I missed one heck of a belly laugh the other day…So, three buns in the oven? Tell Hawke this procreation business isn’t like baking. You can pop them out one at a time, you know.
Seriously now, the Chantry has been sniffing at my heels. Met a…
D’awww. This is terribly cute.
I need a Facetome account. Now.
I love how Bianca has her own and is listed as being in a relationship with Varric. That’s so amazing. XD
(via miliat)
Damn it, Aveline; we only want to love you.
OMG I love this. Hawke is killing me. XD;
Ah, Aveline. Yet another character I would’ve romanced if given the chance.
(via bilbochan)