"That's all History is; the best tales. The ones that last. Might as well be mine."A tumblr page dedicated to the paragon of dwarven manliness himself, Varric Tethras.
Let us worship the chest hair. ^.~
Be wary of the occasional NSFW content.
I realize that since the DA: Inquisition trailer, this has become a Varric blog
As much as I try to play it cool, after seeing dat dorf all that brave tsundere facade I put up had completely shattered, revealing that same gal back in 2010-ish who was forever doomed after the first character design reveal.
So, I’m sorry for the current and upcoming deluge of Varric posts—
—-wait;
I’m not.
HOHOHO.
With that, I’ll leave you with an oldie goodie:
I know. I know. I need to stop with all the ‘omg Varric’s face’ posts. Or at least make them funnier.
Alt link here in case this is hard for anyone to read.
- 911: What's your emergency?
- Me: I would like to report a crime. A robbery, in fact.
- 911: What was stolen?
- Me: I have been robbed of Varric's chest hair.
- 911: I don't think that's an emerg-
- Me: NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
Varric, come hither please.
I’m sorry. I couldn’t stop myself. This screenshot was too perfect.
I’m right there with you, though, Ceci. I think a lot of us are.
Ya know, I feel sorta terrible.
Because Varric looks so sad in the DA:I trailer and you can just tell that so many bad things are happening and it’s hitting him so hard and I just wanna see him get dozens of hugs and all the comfort.
But at the same time, I’m still over here just thinking “god, you look so good, you sexy dwarf.”
Please let Varric be a love interest
please let Varric be a love interest
PLEASE LET VARRIC BE A LOVE INTEREST
Oh for the love of Andraste, let me finally romance Varric!
*insert every THIS gif ever made*
